Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.

Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013

MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021

Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist

Jaycek's dad does not exist

by FURIY October 11, 2022

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

RAD DAD

A Dad who looks after his kids and leads by example is a RAD DAD. If you are wise, you would join The "RAD DADS CLUB" and become part of the Global movement... Skate, Surf, Snow, Moto, Bike, Music, Art, Film, Photography, Tattoos are what make a Dad RAD!

RAD DADS don't babysit, it's called PARENTING!

by rad dads daughter October 7, 2019

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019