Double-chin sunday

The last day of a week, sunday, when you get ready for next week and dont do anything. You eat so much fatty, unhealthy foods with an inttent to grow a second chin within a day

John: Got any plans for today Jamie?
Jamie: I'm gonna eat Ben and Jerries for breakfast, later order a pizza and watch Netflix all day
John: me too, lets have a double-chin sunday

by JohnnyBigGuns December 2, 2018

Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.

Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.

by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

The Double Caboose

The incredible phenomenon when two women are ass to ass and pleasure themselves simultaneously with a double-headed dildo.

Imagine my surprise and delight when I walked into the bedroom to find Roxy and Abby goin' at the double caboose! The 8th wonder of the world does exist.

by VoodooJay January 25, 2019

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 11, 2019

Double Thrusters

Big, curly hair that looks like a floating bush. Aka Courtney’s hair when she has two buns in.

BRRRUM BRUMMMM, DOUBLE THRUSTERS!

by ilovebighair May 28, 2019

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019