Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
by Thefurher November 19, 2013
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Get the Calder’s dad mug.A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.
Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?
Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
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Get the Dads nappy mug.When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.
by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017
Get the Dad Balls mug.A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.
Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
by John Fun September 21, 2016
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