Cunt Plunger

A derogatory term for the dick

Your such a cunt plunger

by butterflymsr September 7, 2005

Cunt-Mug

Derogatory term used as one of the strongest possible insults to a fellow human being.

Originally coined by Cardiff City supporters who simply took the playful, lively term "mug", and combined it with the hydrogen bomb of insults "cunt".

The result, is like a cute friendly cat holding a shotgun to a dogs face.

"Watch this, im going to flog this broken motor to that posh tart and her cunt-mug father"

"You sir, are the worlds biggest cunt-mug"

"Oiiii! Stop clowning around you fucking cunt-mug"

"oi ya facckking mug, we turned up a hundred handed mate and bumped into some millwall giving it large down the ol kent road mate and facking mugged them off and mullered the geezers all over the shop mate, the mugg bunch of pikey cunt-mugs''

by cryptojew December 10, 2009

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

Cunt Punt

A swift kick to the female genital region launching the recipient into midair.

That girl was such a bitch I cunt punted her like no other!

by Sara Jane 22 March 22, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

The best insult to anyone, ever.

1: hey
2: YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
1:(sniffle)

by TestamenTT September 7, 2008

Conniving Cunt

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.

Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.

by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

cunt

As defined by an Ivy league scholar C.u.n.t is an acronym for = Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

That silly cunt makes no sense.

by Dr Drgnfrk March 2, 2017