by A. McNamara December 28, 2008
Get the Hero Cookie mug.A homo-erotic game played by a group of males circle jerking onto a cookie. The object of the game is to cum/ejaculate the fastest or first. As the group cums/ejaculates onto the cookie the last person in the group to cum/ejaculate then has to eat the cum coverd cookie.
BON APATITE'!!!
Yah I know pretty fuckin disgusting right ...
Well hey don't get mad at me, your the 1 who played the game and then told me about it.
BON APATITE'!!!
Yah I know pretty fuckin disgusting right ...
Well hey don't get mad at me, your the 1 who played the game and then told me about it.
Billy - Hey you guys wanna play mushie cookie?
Group of boys - Yahhh!!!!
Billy - Ok Brian go grab the Oreo's
....7 mins later....
Some bodies sons got a mouth full of CUM!!!
GOT MILK???
Group of boys - Yahhh!!!!
Billy - Ok Brian go grab the Oreo's
....7 mins later....
Some bodies sons got a mouth full of CUM!!!
GOT MILK???
by G-white November 25, 2009
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A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.
Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.
Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.
by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian January 5, 2011
Get the Fortune Cookie mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
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