Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

by TRPooper September 4, 2011

Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 9, 2012

Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.

me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.

by pure glass April 19, 2013

Column Rich

Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.

Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.

by Norms K January 13, 2014

columbit

A guy who get MAD amounts of mad wet pussy...usually have the names of David, Daniel, or Dylan. All starting with a D because of how much they use their D. Their D is usually very big and think and beautiful. (DT Originated)

That guy is such a columbit bro!
I wish I was as columbity as he is!

by D.T.12 January 14, 2015

Columbus giving

When you share or loan an item or property to another person, then they use it for awhile, and now it's theirs.

Greg: "That was cool you let Jim use your chain saw."
Me: "I shouldn't have. I have a feeling I'm going to end up just Columbus giving it to him."

by Kenai Penisulove February 12, 2015

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015