Cock bomb

When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis

Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."

by Denver'sDarling September 1, 2013

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

cock pancakes

pancakes with cum on them

My girl had fresh cock pancakes for breakfast.

by pussymasta6969 October 8, 2014

Cock or glock

Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped

I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!

by Malik steinsberg August 31, 2015

Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

by Gyroll March 18, 2016

Un-cock-a-block-able

The inability to be cock blocked. Adj.

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.

by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009

Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"

Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!

by currybomb July 29, 2010