Trump Change

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise

Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub

by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017

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Get the Trump Changemug.

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed

changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1

by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023

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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns April 19, 2018

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change

what your boyfriend does after 4 months into the relationshoip. he wont change back, dont believe the lies. he will start putting it all on you saying its your fault.

you: why did you change, i mean we were doing so well.
him: you changed too, ill try to change back
you: okay
2 months later..
you: you still act the same way and somehow when i tell you my feelings, im the one apologizng
him: its you too, you do the same

by marsssssbarss May 26, 2025

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