Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking
Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”
by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025
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Coke shocker

Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums
I just got my nails did....they are perfect for the coke shocker now.
by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017
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Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024
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Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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Coke Bay

Coke Bay is a better version of Pepsi dee
Coke Bay is my favorite tiktoker/Youtuber
by Coke.Bay May 27, 2022
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coke tipping

when you insert cocaine into a dickhole and then jack it off until completion and then swallow the cum and coke mix to get high
I tried coke tipping last night! It was great!
by global.pitch February 22, 2022
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by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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