Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

by trendelz August 13, 2012

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blonde air

This is what you breath when you are around blondes. Just being around them makes you stupider. You just get ditzy.

OMG I had a blonde waitress today that just could not get our order right. It's like the air around them is blonde air and it make you stupid too.

by boobralicious December 22, 2009

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all your bear share are belong to us

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.

I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

by foxybrown August 22, 2007

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blond scott

a regular scott with blond hair.

"I have class at blond scott labratory today"

by karl stalfrone jr. December 9, 2007

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Blond Out

Getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. Particularly rewarding when they've been a little bit too cocky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. The person doen't have to be blond but it helps.

He thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. He had a total Blond Out when he realised the mistake he had made.

by Harry Just Stood and Laughed November 3, 2008

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