Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."
by Sorceress3 February 09, 2020
by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 11, 2024
A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 19, 2019
Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released
by lmc907 October 15, 2021
I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!
by Dickbutt larry October 12, 2017
Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 01, 2022