An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
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by Jendave January 16, 2022
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Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019
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They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022
Get the Bloody Grenade mug.The inevitable responsibility of all grown ginger males to eunuchize themselves, and if devoted enough to fighting global extinction proceed to castrate the posterity of gingers as to avoid future procreation of an incestual demonic species necassary for the survival of mankind.
The bloody pilkerton is a painful experience both mentally and physically for gingers but it is vital to the human race.
Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.
Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.
by MBenji February 7, 2010
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There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
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