A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes
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Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"
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when a couple straight dudes start making out; can also be used as a pejorative or emasculating insult, implying that a man or men (especially guys that hang out with each other a lot) are homosexual. sarcasm expressing disappointment in the excessive male population of a space, and lack of feminine company.
You want to do some beard grinding at the sausage party later?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
by the phenomenom December 23, 2008
Get the beard grinding mug.Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
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Get the beard oil mug.Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
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