Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

Bat brain

When a person/persons hangs from the ceiling by their feet which then a male proceeds to put his penis in their mouth and continuously aggressively fucks her throat until he cums down her sore airways.

“Hey Nathan, I wanted to give my girlfriend bat brain last night but she was too heavy and she snapped the rope”

by @kinggy May 9, 2020

Vibe Check Bat

A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.

Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*

Dylan:plez no

Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Booger Bat

Someone who is very unattractive

Boy you seen the Johnson Family, them some booger bats

by Floncon September 6, 2022

chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off”

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023