That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
by InTheKnow.07 March 07, 2021
1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 08, 2013
by Doginim June 22, 2016
blue is the name of an extreme penis lover which loves to look at mike dirnt and fantasize about his daddy thick bass fingers. She also enjoys watching undertale porn while listening to stormy nightcore.
by killercaz July 24, 2020
Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.
by abluecarrot May 06, 2010
A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.
"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"
"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"
"No, what's that?"
"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"
"No, what's that?"
"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019
1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021