Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017

alabama slam cock

When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt

I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock

by Allen Write January 1, 2021

Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.

She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.

by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022

Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.

Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!

by Vishy69 February 28, 2020

Alabama confetti parade

The act of 4-6 brothers getting in a line and taking turns cumming on their sisters face.

"She just had an Alabama confetti parade with her family."

by Your neighborhood next door July 26, 2019

alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes

Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!

by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018