A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.
"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"
by Impact240sx March 27, 2010
by CapnMcDOOGLE March 28, 2012
A Religion made up when degenerate Students gained the ability to see The Prophecy. Which lead into a Spiral of events now being turned into a Political Movement known as the "Apple Council of Higher Value". From There, The Students formed the Galactic Empire Known as "Объединенная Яблочная Народная Республика" Which lead to the creation of "The Sacred Language". You must find the language in order to know the name, and join the Council.
by Third Apple Council Member June 18, 2021
a hand game played by kids starts with hands in a praying posture and slaping them once then slapping up then under the hands tapping the side of your hip and snaping
by your mom and meeeeeeee December 10, 2011
The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.
"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."
by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 05, 2011
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A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.
by sandyapples123 October 03, 2010