Period Voice

Well, during menstruation hormonal shifts cause the cords to become edematous (swollen). This inflammation occurs just prior to the actual onset of your cycle due to increased blood supply to the larynx, causing menstrual dysphonia, an impairment of the voice. It is evidenced by hoarseness, laryngitis, vocal fatigue, less vocal control or just problems hitting high notes.

Yo, so I gotta audition but I just started bleeding and I got period voice, so this will be a shit show.

Teacher: You seem to be a little hoarse and fatigued, is it that time of the month?

Student: Yess.. My period voice is in full swing.

*practices and sounds like crap* DAMN YOU PERIOD VOICE.

by V.T. Coloratura January 26, 2018

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Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 06, 2023

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Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by Eerie Five September 29, 2023

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Period Party

A party held on the anniversary of someone getting their period. Usually just like a regular party, but with a lot of red theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)

"Hey Sammy, are you coming to my Period Party this weekend?"
"No."

by ImaBigNerd December 11, 2023

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