Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
by Phaser chaser July 1, 2019

Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
by Supervenom May 1, 2023

by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Person 1: Hey have you seen that girl over there
Person 2: Yes, I’ve seen her, she’s so hot
Person 1: Wait what??! It’s actually a boy
Person 2: O no, that’s such a Laurens
Person 2: Yes, I’ve seen her, she’s so hot
Person 1: Wait what??! It’s actually a boy
Person 2: O no, that’s such a Laurens
by Notjustsomeguy November 26, 2021
