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Lauren Marie

Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
Lauren Marie not a good decision maker
by Phaser chaser July 1, 2019
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Lauren

Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
Person 1: Ugh Lauren is coming over
Person 2: quick, hide. I don’t want to talk to Lauren.
by Supervenom May 1, 2023
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Lauren cramer

Lauren Cramer is a girl to never date
by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025
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Lauren Ash Is Hellstrom In The country Of Japan For Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Ash Lauren
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Laurens

Laurens is someone who looks like a girl but is actually a boy
Person 1: Hey have you seen that girl over there
Person 2: Yes, I’ve seen her, she’s so hot
Person 1: Wait what??! It’s actually a boy
Person 2: O no, that’s such a Laurens
by Notjustsomeguy November 26, 2021
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