slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.
When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.
by xzybit January 03, 2006
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Get Off The Boat

1. The phrase you tell someone when they are going too far with a subject and/or arguement and they need to let it go.

2. The phrase you tell someone who tries to enter a conversation that they aren't a part of.
1. Jim: "Your hair looks stupid today."
Billy: "Your MOM looks stupid!! And so does your father and your brother and your sister!"
Jim: "I was just saying."
Billy: "And your aunt and your cousin and your grandmother!"
Jim: "Dude this was over five minutes ago get off the boat."

2. Mary: "Dude that concert was so awesome last night!!"
Jill: "I know right!!"
Mary: "...you weren't even there. Get off the boat."
by mightywheaties April 05, 2011
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Motor Boat Wake

A tattoo on a woman's chest that trails up between her breasts exposing itself in her cleavage.

From: Motor Boat
Did you see the Motor Boat Wake on that chick? She's totally got a cobra coming up between her boobs!
by MoronLife August 11, 2010
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Motorboat - motor boat

A motor boat, is a boat that driven by a motor. Can be fx gasolin, diesel, electric or petro motor. People who are searching for a motor boat used or a new boat, often goes to the website www.scanboat.com where they find motor boats from all over Europe.
A wellknown Motorboat - motor boat could be fx. Bayliner, SeaRay, Princess, Maxum or Larsson boat. There are 1000´s of different boats with motor.
by scanboat December 04, 2011
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crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.
That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.
by Steven March 10, 2005
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Taking a boat to the moon

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?
by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010
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free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
by flushawaytpp March 05, 2019
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