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River got me

by RiverGotMe June 10, 2020
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me

What kind of a dumb ass searches up this oh I did
me: hi
Them: dumb ass
me: true true
by hfskhjkhjhjkshsdkaj November 10, 2020
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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Pierce me

A sign of exasperation meant sarcastically in a frustrating situation

Sometimes expressed “pierce” for shorthand
“I accidentally sent my nudes to my mom. Pierce me, bro.”
by Getpiercedddd August 8, 2019
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Got me on pending

When bae blocks you on Snapchat, your snaps appear as pending...
Yo, I sent you a snap but you got me on pending...sup with dat?
by Fffffrrrrrdddyyyy May 12, 2018
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Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
by Dubzak May 28, 2019
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I'd let him ultraviolence me

In reference to the song ultraviolence by Lana del Rey in essence when a man is so fine you want him to hit you " he hit me and it felt like a kiss" usually used my masochist and or whisper girlies
Tommy is so fucking hot I'd let him ultraviolence me idc
by Penny Harlow November 5, 2023
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