big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

Big Blue

‘Big Blue’ is one of the many nicknames of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Watch out for the fastest thing alive, the blue blur, the blue nuisance, the blue devil, that faker: Big Blue!

by Lanky J April 14, 2023

The Big 3

The giddler, the fiddler and the diddler.

I was diddled by The Big 3.

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

Big Flig

a big flig

That was a big flig

by okSam January 6, 2021

Big janky

To be in 18 places at one time without having to physically move

Jimmy was at home but also he was at the shop and at the cafe and in the toilet whilst being arrested this made him feel big janky

by crackonmyback September 30, 2016

Hey Big Girl!

A phrase coined for wealthy individuals when greeting close friends.

*joins Discord call*
"Hey Big Girl!"

by Robert E. Cultured January 13, 2021

big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname

Damnn it's big batty barker!

by Finramp June 14, 2016