Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006

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it grips my shit

A term that was first used to found a (my) website of the same name (the address I cannot provide due to the advertising nature that would be, unless the site will allow me to). It means that something really winds you up. When something does wind you up, it's refered to as "gripping my shit".. as if the said situation has grabbed you right in the ass and is gripping whats inside. If your refering to some-one elses problems then it's described as "gripping YOUR shit"

The same site is also the public founder of the "Shit List": Basically, a personal list of items/people combined that griped my shit.

(Bitching about some-one) "That girl really grips my shit"
OR
People that drive at 30 mph in a 50 really grip my shit.
(Talking to some-one) "What's Gripping Your Shit?"
"insert something that annoys you.. It Grips My Shit"

by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006

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jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.

"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."

by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006

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