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I Love You

Something said to someone you really love and would kill for. Someone that will drive you crazy. Someone who will one day have children with you.

But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
I Love You and feel sorry for you
For the both of you
by RightNowRN February 2, 2024
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Love

Love is choosing to be with someone, not needing them. It is patient and kind and preserves through the toughest of times. Love is pure and innocent and it’s not just something to throw around. When you love someone you’d do anything for them and you choose to sacrifice everything to be with them. When you love someone you’re supposed to fight for them and save your relationship. And love lasts forever. When you fall in love you don’t just wake up one day and decide you don’t love them anymore.
by sappyeverafter January 27, 2022
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Loving someone more

If you love them more than your dogs but they don’t love you over their dogs
by Peeeeennnnniiiiiisssssss February 5, 2020
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Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
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fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Perer to make love to Paul
Fucking Peter to make love to Paul
by Martixmarco April 3, 2023
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That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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Love

Something you call a shorty as a greeting or a pet name.
by Justdude April 25, 2020
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