Shove it up your ugly ass.

Exactly what it sounds like

Hey! go "shove it up your ugly ass."

by spiritual ass August 3, 2017

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

National Kill Your Teacher Day

On December 3, you may kill all teachers that have caused you trouble this year.

National Kill Your Teacher Day, THEY WILL ALL DIE!

by Shooter of Schools December 3, 2021

How I Met Your Mother

Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope

Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?

Person 2 - How could I have not!!

by The girl in the woods May 24, 2011

write my name on your thigh

Something 11 year old boys say on wizz, yolo, and other dating apps to try and look cool. (unsuccessfully) They think by doing it, they think they become dominant of the woman (?)

"Write my name on your thigh"
"No ur twelve go play fortnite or something"

by bro you suck weewee June 17, 2021

lie on your back and think of england

face it, you're gonna get screwed.

when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.

by Kfifty July 12, 2005

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009