salem's love

kei. my pride and joy, my other half, mi media naranja
oh, yeah? well ... my love is better than salem's love..?
by divinitezz May 30, 2024
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Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"
"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck
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Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm
Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰
by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023
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Love bluffing

When someone in a relationship lies to their partner about their ability to love them in order to be able to have a relationship without putting in any actual effort, while receiving so much love but not providing any, to the point where their partner is willing to go to any length to obtain that love.
Guy: Hey I just got out of a bad relationship they were constantly love bluffing me.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?

Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.

Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.
by sexy_weirdo March 14, 2022
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ivvy loved

Ports hell runs ivvy loved
by A nigga with no hands August 26, 2021
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