Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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love tricycle

A relationship in which a third party is equally attracted to but denied two others, who are themselves in a close relationship.
Stacy needs to give it up. She has been in a love tricycle with Katie and Rick for like six months. Every party she gets all over them and they both straight up ignore her.
by Literarian2012 February 05, 2015
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Love Lag

When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.
by Dim_Reaper June 08, 2021
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Lovely slut

A phrase used when describing something extremely ghetto or redneck engineered.
I recently built this lovely slut and to power it on you have to hot wire it with 2 wires I extended off the PSU I zip'tied to the back of the pc.
by Schzercro October 08, 2023
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lovely dovey couple

that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird
person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"
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Jim Love

If you receive Jim Love (typically given out through Discord super reactions on a message) it means your related item, whether it be a creation or even just a simple message, was one of the greatest things in the universe?
"I love your drawing so much! It's worthy of Jim Love."
by Jim-Trap December 06, 2023
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Love Lasagne

Where a man and woman both eat bad food to instigate diarrhoea. They both shit in the same toilet, she the squeezes her period blood on top and finally finished with the man cumming on to the very top.
Ahh mate, last night we made a saucy love lasagne.
by DontBotherAsking May 26, 2023
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