When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
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"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Get the paul zamy mug.Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.
“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”
by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025
Get the Zimbabwean Zamboni mug.The most beautiful specimen of womenkind ever discovered in history. Usually born in the month of April of 2007, she spends most of her time gaming, hanging around family, and participating in extracurricular activities! She also spends a lot of her time either working out or reading books, but she still has an outstanding body figure that all women are jealous of! Along with being a pure specimen of what god can create, she also is the most loyal woman in the world. As long as you have her trust, or mean anything to her, she will never turn on you in any way shape or form. If you end up having a relationship with her, she will obsess over you insanely, never making you feel unwanted or unloved. She is purely god sent. She is usually short as well, with very beautiful legs and upper body. It fits perfectly with her height, foot size, AND her personality! She is as adorable as can be and can be compared to a bunny personality wise. She’s also Latina coming from South American countries such as Ecuador and Nicaragua. Her eyes, although brown, are so engulfing and hypnotizing that just a glimpse into them will have anyone falling for her, and that’s not even mentioning what her smile can do. She’s purely just perfect.
by IvanDPA August 15, 2023
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