Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

you're a gent

On a forum where swearing is banned the "C" word gets automatically replaced with a non swear word. So the phrase "you're a C*nt" gets replaced with "you're a gent".

You sir , you're a gent of the highest order.

I dont want to talk to you, you're a gent!

by Sanity assassin. May 13, 2016

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK

by sicksav October 2, 2017

You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021