mark wood

A guy who talks about his high school days and favorite word is dude. Also wants to name his kid Morning

Dude, I just mark wood in high school

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Tiger Wood

When you give a foregasm like the great golfer you are

"Dude i totally tiger wooded that golfing son of a bitch"

by B-r0v August 28, 2006

pecker wood

Commonly referred to by people describing someone who is lesser than others. A very ignorant person, usually a male manager of a workgroup.

"My boss Brian is a Pecker Wood!"
"He calls himself Mister Big Drawers, but we all call him a Pecker Wood."

by Jake Hamton January 4, 2008

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

out of the woods

A phrase re-defined by Taylor Swift to describe the phase in a relationship after some initial awkwardness where your partner turns into a character from a romantic comedy.
see also: Vanessa Mayer's "Daisy May" character on Saturday Night Live, a "romantic comedy expert".

"out of the woods" only makes sense in the context of a Taylor Swift song

by realtalking October 29, 2014

wood splitter

the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal

hey dude were goin to put a wood splitter on this chick tonight

by bw78 January 20, 2008

dirty wood

It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it

You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood

by Kruptpopcorn May 8, 2016