I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

Fuck The Discord Members week

From December to December 27th - January 2nd every discord owner can harass the members. This lasts one week and the members can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Discord Members Week, let's harass our discord members.

ITS FUCK THE DISCORD MEMBERS WEEK AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!

by Prunseletmein December 21, 2023

Harass Yavuzhan Week

Harass Yavuzhan Week, happens from September 24th to September 31st. During this week span, any discord member can freely harass Bgcord's Server owner, Yavuzhan.

User: Yo! Yav! You smell like ass!
Yavuzhan: Anneni sikeyim!!!
User: Too bad, lol, it's Harass Yavuzhan Week!

by Nekeh September 24, 2024

Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”

“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”

by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025

Ellie Week

An Ellie Week is when you have several takeaways in one week. This ranges from chicken shops, to kebabs, to Chinese and and any drive-thru snack including milkshakes, apple pies etc.

"What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Oh, I'm actually having a bit of an Ellie week, last night I had a fat Chinese and tonight I'm gonna have a greasy Kebab"

by WillyBonDonald July 1, 2024

sex week

The week where have sex every day . It starts on the week starting on Palm Sunday and ending on Easter Sunday.

“Hey Paul how was sex week?”

“Amazing, I just did anal on Easter to finish it up.”

by Pussyslayer000000 March 30, 2023