National Wash ya ass day

Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!

“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )

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by Rileytahjaee August 2, 2022

Puerto Rican Face Wash

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.

My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

by Nersy 22 October 2, 2010

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

Gov School Face Wash

When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.

Woah, we totally unloaded into Yancy's hand and he gave that chick the gov school face wash!

by TheJesusonator August 2, 2007

big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.

person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.

by festunga May 9, 2007

I'll never wash my cheek

yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)

I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek

What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"

by Guess September 22, 2003