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Watch

Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.
She: Hey, look I have bought a new watch!
He: So, will you use it to track time or what?
by Chuchu's chuchu November 24, 2021
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Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day

Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?

Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
22 may - a day to watch movies all day
by real.cheese May 21, 2022
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pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.
person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!
by adg2099 March 17, 2024
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pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.
Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.
by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024
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Watch Out For The Doors

Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.
*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022
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Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.
That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!
by Billlee February 24, 2022
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