The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
Get the retard watchingmug. Verb/Action Word
1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.
2.To give a massage with ones watch.
3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.
2.To give a massage with ones watch.
3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."
B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."
C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."
C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
Get the Watch Massagemug. by Sheen from tf2 July 20, 2021
Get the Not worth watchingmug. by zaitz July 10, 2016
Get the sword watchingmug. by mrs tosser October 26, 2025
Get the suicide watch chatroom karmamug. verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.
This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.
This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.
person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?
person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.
person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?
person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.
person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
Get the Cock Watchingmug. by Bad Wolf&The Cock Sluts November 10, 2022
Get the Sexy Man Watchmug.