Toolbag

A person whose arrogant, abrasive attitude sets them so far below everyone else that once they are a toolbag, they never recover or let go of that title put on them.

That Michael Ballack, he's a real toolbag. Maybe because he's an angry German.

by DUB jones December 18, 2007

Giant Tool

A poser, normally homosexual, that does not see how much of a loser they are.

Yo, that kid was a giant tool, he gonna get the shit beaten out of him.

by Fitz April 9, 2003

toolbag

when someone presents themselves in a very stupid manner. they also tend to be called a spanner-head and often have a slight twitch in the right eye- Refer to Hardwick.

that Hardwick is being such a frikin' toolbag today, hey man?

by Gazworf February 10, 2007

toolbox

evan k.

"Did you see evan's new lipring? He's SUCH a toolbox!"

by mageeletitties October 18, 2008

tool

A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.

Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.

by beast at life, and you know it July 21, 2008

Toolgasm

When a guy walks into a home improvement or tool store and acts like an idiot upon seeing the latest and/or most expensive tool. Usually ends with a compulsive act.

"Dude, you should have seen Timmy last week when we went to the Home Depot: He had a total toolgasm over one of the lawn tractors- then after two hours of spanking it over the tractor he bought $1000 bucks worth of accesories for it, but forgot to buy the tractor.

by Jason Swetland June 19, 2007

Tool

adj., use to describe a stupid person.

Dude Africa is not a continent. It's a country in South America.

Dog, you are a fucking tool.

by Ben Ball October 29, 2007