tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

Tool

A progressive metal band that formed in 1990 which is commonly thought out to be a rock band but consists of progressive metal. The current people in Tool are
Maynard James Keenan: Singer since 1990
Danny Carey: Drummer since 1990
Adam Jones: Guitars since 1990
Paul D'Amour: Bass 1990 - 1995
Justin Chancellor: Bass since 1995
More info on the wiki page. (Note it says they are a rock band but they are progressive)

Guy 1: Have you listened to Tool?
Guy 2: No whats that
Guy 1: wanna feel high without drugs?

by Bobbychad August 25, 2018

tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022

tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.

‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’

by PAtredes November 7, 2023

Tool

n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.

Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!

by mrk_123 January 22, 2019

Dick Tool

An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.

That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.

by SkittleTots January 10, 2014