Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 06, 2010

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

Tiger titties

ti· ger tit· ties / ˈtī-gər ˈti-tēs - large breasts with stretch marks “stripes”

“Damn, bro, her tits are huge!”
“Yep, she got dem tiger titties; look at those stripes”

by Booboisseur August 13, 2021

GIANT-REALISTIC-FLYING-TIGER

It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?

"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"

by Josip(Legend) May 07, 2017

Tigering

A true tiger is a fearsome foe, a true tiger knows how to protect thine self from any incoming harm using it's superior body to nullify the enemies attempts at fighting back. The art of the Tiger is a special technique which allows the user to face an enemy head on and survive. A master of tigering should be able to incinerate multiple foes without taking any serious damage, reflecting their attacks and proving their futility. Not even a jumbo can replicate the true nature of a tigering master, only a tiger has the potential to unleash a tigering masters sheer indestructability.

"Watch out Jhonny! That tiger is tigering, you can't pen him from anywhere!"

"Report to the squadron, we might not come back from this fight, for thine tiger... is tigering."

"Tell my mom I love her, I'm gonna kill that tiger"
"No you can't! It's impossible, you know that!"
"There is no point in running, use me as a decoy to escape. Live a good life Tony."
"MARCO WAIT!"
Marco has perished.

by TheMasterPantherer June 10, 2024

AES tigers

a bunch of egotistical dicks who really can’t do academics or sports

Did you see those AES tigers

by Hahahahahaidkrly March 30, 2019