Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting
I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina
by wheresward October 22, 2018
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thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.
dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!
by slyflyingninja December 27, 2010
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thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 07, 2017
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Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..
I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...
by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024
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Green Thumb

To be fucking a vegetarian chick from behind and you decide to shove a thumb in her anus.
Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!
by Tommy&Ricky June 10, 2021
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Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.
Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.
by I Am The Ferrett March 07, 2020
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thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.
Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.
by Bob Sweat February 19, 2018
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