Kentucky Thumb

When you use your thumb to plug a woman's arsehole during sex (also see 'make her airtight'

tonight love im going to give you the Kentucky Thumb

by Trigger3866 May 20, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

thumb thumb

rotating the wrist with hand out straight so that the side of the tumb bangs on a desk. In a thumb thumb this is done twice in succession. This is used by teens taking their exams to signal to others around them they are finished and bored. This usually recquires another thumb thumb as a ressponse to show that it is understood and that the second person is also finished and bored.

(silence)
Jay: (thumb thumb)
(silence)
Tom: (thumb thumb)
(silence

by Jason Shettland March 22, 2009

Fact of thumb

It’s equivalent to “Rule of thumb” and this phrase is only used as a new web language.

The food is cold by now cz you’re late. It’s a sad fact of thumb.

by RasSunshine February 19, 2022

thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.

Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster

by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023