van hursty

a businessman who loves to kill vampires by night but sells tobacco products by day. he also carries lots of briefcases and wears trench coats

omg your such a van hursty
OMG too far man!!!

by chozzers February 3, 2010

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Van De Keere

it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....

The Van De Keeres are eating me .

by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010

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van lo

not giving enough taxi money after a night out, meaning everyone else has to pay extra.

She pulled a van lo last night and I had to pay extra for the taxi home!!

by ScottyBoy. February 14, 2010

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Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.

He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.

by beucephalus April 1, 2011

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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

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Van Orin

A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.

Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...

by Kyuket June 9, 2011

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