Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Code

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.

Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”

by LatinaBoo2002 March 5, 2019

Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

by High school joke group November 9, 2017

Uncle Norm

The term used to describe cocaine in Australia.
It is derived from the term, 'Norm Sniff Medal' which is a play on words from the Australian rules football medal, the 'Norm Smith Medal' which is given to key players at the end of the football season.

Jack: "i'm gonna' get real turnt tonight prick"

Rhys: "Yeh lets try and get a gram of uncle norm and attempt to take out the norm sniff medal"

Jacob: "You'll never take my medal"

by lovesniff February 14, 2017

uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

by Gfy February 1, 2017

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019