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Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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Pin in my son

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.
That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson
by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020
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National Transfer Money to Your Son Day

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.
Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!
by 3ffxct October 8, 2022
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Big Son

A very powerful and sacred word that is used to describe the size of a particular lad. It is typically used to describe only the largest and in chargest of sons…
by #TheOGBigSon December 10, 2022
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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
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Son of a poppyseed!

A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.
Son of a poppyseed! This salad looks good as a bih.
by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021
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Son of a-

When you're about to say "Son of a bitch" but stop yourself halfway through to say something else, usually another instance of swearing, or get interrupted.
Person one: Son of a-
Person two: What? Gone mute?
Person one: Ya know what? Fuck off richard!
by LAKottke October 21, 2021
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