When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
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states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
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"I had a great trip, but Dorothy's Law still applies." - definition 1.
"We have the same vibe and she is really cute, but she lives in New York - Dorothy's Law again..." - definition 2.
"We have the same vibe and she is really cute, but she lives in New York - Dorothy's Law again..." - definition 2.
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I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.
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