OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome

“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”

by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022

maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!

I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023