national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”
by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk April 12, 2018
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dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.
Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
by crazy case May 20, 2008
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Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
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Don't touch my balls

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
by Alejandro con Queso March 01, 2006
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don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!
When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.
by GranbyGirl November 15, 2010
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Reach Out And Touch Faith

Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.

Lofty goals indeed.

From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
by Hanover Fiste April 12, 2013
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Don't touch my junk!

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 16, 2010
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