the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 19, 2017

The Flying Johan

The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.

"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.

by FunnyDummy May 15, 2019

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

fly teddy

A fly teddy is when someone is dressed up on a night like prom. And they look real stunning and remind u of a soft teddy bear. You jus want to give them a hug whether you kno them or not.

Yo look at him in his suit, he look lik a fly teddy!

by AprilBaby_21 April 22, 2011

Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.

Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.

by Rudoji January 21, 2017

Flying toss

A term used commonly in Australia meaning 'I don't give a shit'

I don't give a flying toss if you thought it was alright to do, you DO NOT have sex with the family cat!
I don't give a flying toss what you think, mate

by Jdog334 December 12, 2018

flying boobs

When either your boobs fuckin fly around with the slightest movement.

Friend 1: *raises arms so straps don’t fall down*

Friend 2: *stares at boobs*
Friend 1: what are you doing???
Friend 2: well you were shakin em all around

Friend 1: I barley moved...

Friend 2: well then you must have flying boobs

by Amanda Grimes August 18, 2018