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english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.
I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018
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English or Spanish

Used to make it so when English or Spanish is said makes it so the first one to move is gay
English or Spanish who ever moves first is gay
by Hecker_lilbro June 13, 2024
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English twat

A cunt who commits numerous hate crimes.
Kermit is an English twat, we should demote him.
by Blu wolf 575 December 9, 2019
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English smith

Hot girl named English who dances and is smart and the one who is creating this crush
Yo English smith how is it going
by Dudusdaboi February 6, 2019
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English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning
by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023
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Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”
P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay
by T-pose cat June 19, 2022
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