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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Man Eater

When you cum on a woman tits then you lick up your own cum
Jack: Did you hear about Jimmy ?
Robert: No What Happened ?
Jack: Jimmy came on Sara's tits and licked him up. He is a man eater.
by James Monroe May 21, 2023
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Snow eater

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.
"I'm addicted to being a Snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"
by UbearAq March 6, 2024
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stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin
by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007
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Shet Eater

My friend Dylan is a shet eater. He's a nasty.
by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008
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McDonald’s Eater

1. An innuendo for referring to a person as chubby, fat, or ‘well fed’

2. Someone who eats a lot of McDonald’s and they be enjoying that shit bruh
1. Look at these McDonald’s eaters
2. McDonald’s eaters love eatin they McDonald’s
by Farterboy123 June 23, 2023
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Taco Eater

I don't like Ellen, she's a mean taco eater!
by Sonicpressure April 11, 2025
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