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Evil Twink

Evil twink is a metro boy who u think is ur ally/ companion but the whole time He's actually in competition with you and hates you.The metrosexual aspect to him masks the woman hating , causing him to be non suspecting. He's straight but even is somehow even gayer than a real homosexual twink. He love bombs u so he can wears ur clothes and absorb ur personality, essentially become you. Worse than a narcissist.
Omg that boy is so cute i love how he carries himself so free and non gender conforming. and hes drinking my favorite drink omg #twin.

stay away from him jessica , thats an Evil twink, he probably stole that shirt from his last girlfriend , and trust me that pornstar martini hes drinking is performative.
by danididbad July 6, 2025
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evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone
by B1GM1 July 1, 2011
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Evils

A look you give someone you believe to be a worthless piece of shit. Commonly dishes out to let someone know you would like to stove their melon in.

Thesaurus: Salty look, stink eye.
Rowd boi 1 - Who's that lemon over there giving me the evils?

Rowd boi 2 -Think it's that girl we spitroasted's fiancé.

Rowd boi 1 - Oh...
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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Evil Up

To make yourself less good.
To stop doing something that is good.
"That girl won't pay me any attention"
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".
by ttbrowne September 26, 2008
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Evil

No, I never knew what it meant
What it meant to be content with you
Everything I expressed, I professed
It never quite made it through
Said it's all in my head, all in my head
Whenever I spoke my truth
No, I won't defend you to all my friends
This time, I refuse
If you bite my hand again
I will never feed you, you can call me evil
Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend
I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited
Took me way too long to put this to bed
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
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Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl
“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”
by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023
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Evil

Something that doesn't show up on a lie detector or psychological exam. A mass murderer or serial killer doesn't tend to provide much foreshadowing of what he/she will do in a few decades, or what will lead up to it, even though people always try to go back and study or research the person's behavior, or ask people that knew them if they remember anything about the person. There's not really a simpler explanation than the person was always evil below the surface, no matter how good or humanitarian (or charitable/warm/generous) they seemed on the surface. Evil people can smile just like anybody else can.
The evil guy/girl knew that hiding in the light where everybody could see him/her would keep him/her in business longer than hiding in a dark alleyway where everybody would think to look for evil and creepy people/shit.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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