Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)

by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024

Epic Gamers group

A Discord group filled with a bunch of scumbag cretins.

Fun fact time, now that I've properly anylyzed the situation after 2 weeks

the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags

by Mogger Yoda March 24, 2024

epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.

Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023

Epic

The bmt family

PaulPacito: Dude you’re so cool and epic!

MartinBmt: Yeah, cause I’m in the bmt family.

by EpicYes June 2, 2020

Über Epic

When a song, particularly in Progressive Rock/Metal, exceeds the 20 minute marker.

Octavarium by Dream Theater is an Über Epic

by InfernalRites February 6, 2023

Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

Epic time

When the most epicest stuff happens!!!!

ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it

(me): alaltopto@(@(@(
(me): epic time *dances*

by OrnagePeelMyNameJeffer August 22, 2019